These toes, that soccer ball...don't even think about challenging me fool-I love this pic...I need a screensaver like this for when I get stressed out here at work
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This fella has obviously been to our lake party - kickin' back after a few cold ones....
I am not a proponant of evolution, but I see where people may find similariities.
This photo is cool! with the soccer ball laying there by him, its like he just got done playing a long game of soccer and now kicking back, LOL
It'd be even more human like if he was scratching his nards.
Scary! LOL! I love it! "Anyone can face a crisis; it's the day-to-day living that wears you out!"... just seemed to fit!
My classroom.
There's the life. Kicking back in the shade. People watching.
We need to name him! He can be our blog mascot.
LMAO, Mickey! No doubt! This is what the trunk monkey does on his day off. Chimps crack me up~!
Looks like he is kickin back watching the game without a car in the world! Man I wish I had that life.
Don't be fooled he is secretly hatching a plan to steal our Bud Light.
He can stop sulking. He knows he needs to wear the team uniform before they'll let him play.
He really does look human-like. I guess it holds true...we come from Planet of the Apes! Ha. Really though...he looks so laid back...wonder what he's thinking?
It is obvious that he is preparing for the first two days of Passover---which I believe are days of rest while wondering where is Jane.
Ray - I thought Ed already did that! lol!
dang he has huge nipples....do chimps even call them nipples? ok wow I need water, ibupfofen and need to go to sleep...I'm getting random and crazy...
Only thing this monkey is missing is a remote control and a beer and it looks like any male in America. LOL
Boy... ya make one little comment concerning evolution, and it gets bumped. Lunch, you teach Jr. High or High?
He looks like I want to feel. Kicking back after a good game of whatever whatever rewards your soul. Then again he might just be contemplating his toes. OregonGirl, now I know where you got your pic of my hairy legs.
You can't see it, but his UAW card is in his back pocket.
I wonder if he plays for Rutgers?
Ed/Mickey: Are you calling Ed a Chimp?
Do we know he is a he?
You can sulk all you want Simeon your not getting anymore soccer balls until you stop chewing the covers off the ones you have!!!
Passover and the Pensive Chimp - could be a children's story.
YOU PEOPLE are killing me...I am laughing so much we must start a new game. Girls won the last won and the Boys have Lunch back to his game now that snack is ok...Ray is back sooo that make me nervous. BUT LOW AND BEHOLD out of nowhere Christa is making the first string, man that girl is funny lately. I think we need captains this time....Yes, of course Ed heads up the boys team, his fan club already has matching tee shirts....ALL OF THEM. and for the girls....yummm lets see, i already picked the boys captain....anyone have a suggestion for girls...................
Whoa..Dude...This chimpanzee is doing some serious chillin'.
Reminds me of my husband when he "drops" after a long day at work. I see a soccer ball, perhaps he is thinking, "I wish I could Bend it like Beckham".
His ball could use a little duck tape. (SOCCER ball, please)
WILSON!!
oregongirl... you're the sports guru... you be our Captain... All, I vote for oregongirl!!! I think this chimp is a girl, and I think we should recrut her! What say you, everyone!!!
Mickey - You got that right. Ray - Ed will blame the ape too for "stealing" the bud light Ed - What uniform is that? (make it a team from Dallas and I'll be your friend) lonewolf - that is great. Wasn't the the funniest picture? oregon - are you kidding?!! YOU are the captian, Captian. Kajun - Castaway! Good. SL - Yep, she's one our team. Let's go. Now how do you play soccer? What's that you say?.....I'm the ball monitor? You think I can't play?
After months of frustration reading unintelligent comments the MSNBC photo staff threw in the towel!
LOL Bull... yes we now know the trunk monkey is a soccer fan. Who woulda thunk it. Monkey business.
PUBLIC NOTICE. To improve your chances of being published please refrain from calling attention to the way the chimp is holding his/her right wrist and avoid any speculation about the brown swipe on the fur just below the right knee. Thank you.
Ray - I would never call Ed names... (except maybe beer-snatcher!) SL, I second your motion - I vote for oregon! PS: As the resident biologist, I feel fairly confident in saying that I think the chimp is a girl. (My apologies to our friend for calling her "he" earlier!) Our chimp needs a name! How about Bloggirl? On second thought...
Watch out Bull, crack kills! Maybe See No Evil and Speak No Evil are still on their lunch break. The chimp definitely looks peaceful (like he's gonna get the munchies real soon and then get a little paranoid), and grass looks like it's being moved by a gentle breeze...
This place must be boring after living in Neverland
3horsetown! Ahhh, you got it! Ding Ding! You win! LMAO! One of the funniest things I have ever seen on TV was a "American Funniest Videos" outtake of a little monkey in a tree scratching his a$$ and then he smells his finger...he then HOLDS his hands up and falls out of the tree, like DAYUM that STUNK! LMFAO!
my vote goes for the Duck--- ----Now this is true laziness -------I bet he is resting up before watching the game so he want tire himself
Conspiracy Dude......DONT MESS WITH THE DUCK TAPE...... Terry, get here fast.....i need you....Conspiracy took our tape.
Uh... since I don't play sports (much less watch), I'll be a cheerleader! oregon is captain... CfromDallas wants to play... who else? Ed? Goalie? heeheehee justjarod... excellent idea! I usually think up a title for a children's story, then write it! I love your idea... can I have it? uh... I'll have to research Passover... LOL! (Catholic here.)
Christa, I think they are called chipples.
MT: Anyone who teaches JR High, teaches high. We would gather together in the teacher's lounge just before the first bell and pass around the water-bong. It's really the only way one can make it through the day.
Just reminded me that I need to shave my legs.
SL..Oregon..Cfromdallas...Can I be the unscrupulous sports team owner? If there is any monetary gains I promise to share them with everyone else!
SL...I was thinking that earlier when some people were saying "He" At this angle "He" seemed to be missing a couple of things that Squirrels would be interested in....
nice pat,nice.
Bayaga-it's more like two days of recuperating from exhaustion! Lunchbox-I can associate with that, the lounging, no shoes...
Hugh Hefner's newest Playboy centerfold. Out with the bunnys...In with the chimps.
My 8th graders!
CMan - good one on the "no evil" triplets!
earl... draw up a contract, hon! Sounds good to me! LOL! AP - precisely! Munchkin... too funny!
Just, If it's any consolation, your students were probably hittin' the bong too.
Andeee, shaving your legs isn't recommended while you're a passenger in my truck.
SL - your 4/15/8 post - Ok, you be one of the cheerleaders. Goalie? HEY.....oregon....are playing hockey or soccer? SL told me I was the ball girl. Ball girl of what game? Earl, isn't there ALWAYS monetary gain in sports. Do you mean you want to be a bookie? oh....wait....sorry....."financial consultant".
This he is a she? o-girl, the tape didn't work!
CF... we are talking about soccer, are we not? So, is being a cheerleader out of the question? LOL... if not, why not? We'll be the first team to have cheerleaders for soccer... (soccer does have goalies... I think! See? Told ya I don't know much about sports.) Hey oregon... help me out here, hon... I'm drowning.... ahhhhhh....
SL - I'm with you! HEEEEELP US!! oregon.....yohooo. SL & I need educated about this. While waiting to hear back from oregon - SL this is what I'm doing - I have on basketball shorts, with a tennis skirt over that. Then I have hockey knee pads on and am wearing a baseball shirt. I have the ping pong paddle in one hand and a bad mitten racket in the other. Football cleats on(way too big though)I think I'm set. PLAY BALL! SL - what about you? I think we are playing
You guys are killing me! LMFAO!
Lunch, how can you let my UAW joke just go by like that? Sigh.
Hey Bull - how's the eye? What did the doc say? Give us an update, man!
I'm up for a game of European Football. My position???? With my size, I'm definately a fullbott..., I mean fullback. Definition of a fullback? It's a rear ender, Uh I mean a rear defender. Maybe I'll stick to basketball.
Hmmm... let's see what's in my closet... Obee-kaybee... I have my short skirt on (tugging it down, it's my granddaughters school uniform skirt - uh, navy blue, is that okay, CF?), suspenders holding up the red bloomers, white tank top - can ya see the suspenders? - looking back in my mirror... uh, found a pair of my grandaughters tube socks, will they work for knee highs?... um, what am I forgetting... oh!!! and I pulled up a couple of my pompas grass plants for the pom-poms... two white bows in my hair... if they would only stay....... in....... one more bobbie pin... OKAY, I'M ALL SET!!!
HEY!!!! All you big strong guys out there. Micky & I need someone to lift something for us. Go the photo of the doggy nose sticking out of his kennel. Read what we need lifted. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter. OK onto the next party to enlist a strong male.
do anyone else envy this chimp? he is kicked back and not giving a F___K! Somedays it be like that.
SL...If you keep that up, you are going to get your hubby all excited. ;)
SL - Slip in some green for oregon. We need her help and we have to make her happy too!! There....now you're set. Still waiting to hear from oregon.
Green's good, CF... red, white and green... yea, hubby will really like that... Viva Sicily! Now, lets see what's in my closet that's green...
Chillius Modimus Extremis. A perfect example. Greatest pic on the site!
Looking down the field at the opposing team, Cindy kicks and passes to her teammate, now she has the ball again, sidestep, forward, to the left, to the right, passed the midfielder, she stumbles. You can hear her shout to her teammates, Okay, where is the bluddddddy bawwwl"? She recovers, she kicks hard, SHE SCORES!!!
I think the fact that he looks so human makes this photo strike a very different note for me than for the rest of you. His mouth is slightly downturned, his eyes blank and far away, his wrist completely limp. A ball supplied as a form of amusement is clearly of no interest at all. Sorry to be the downer here, it just seems that from what I see here, I interpret a melancholy soul.
Anna, The Psychology 101 class is 3rd door on the right, hun.
i wanna chill like that... damn evolution! i bet theres no worry about $4 gas or bills in his/her world.
Can somebody zoom in really, really close and tell us... boy or girl!!! LOL... AnnaBaugh, welcome, and I tend to agree with you, except I think it's a girl! Thrrruuppppp... *** wiping spit off my chin *** please don't take offense... just joshing with ya!
SouthernLady- I have always wondered how to spell that word!
That is the coolest monkey ever!!!
Speaking of evolution... here's a question. If we all evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?? I know, I know... Biology 101 is the 4th door on the right.....
ah....if only life were so simple. I wish i had a chill monkey that would post up in my backyard and play soccer with me.
KayfromP - evolution does not mean the replacement of one life form by another. Evolution occurs when the genetic make-up of individuals confer some form of reproductive or survival advantage in a given environment. If both are able to reproduce and survive in their environments, both lines will continue. Make sense?
I, like so many others, read this blog often, but have never posted. However, reading the comments posted here, I can't help myself. You all are some funny people!! CBCanyonLakeTx: the Rutgers comment- hmmm... Larry: calling the simian creature "Simeon"- too stinking funny!!
Sure it looks like he's chilln but I'll bet ya if you jump the fence he will kill you.
MM... I get it! It was really just a rhetorical question...
sorry Kay, i saw the question and the teacher instantly came out. it only occurred to me later that you might be having some fun with us. (i can't always control my inner geek!)
thats not a chimp! its just a hairy mexican laying down for a nap.
MM... that is just fine!!! If we can't learn something while we are laughing at ourselves... well, then, we just shouldn't be here!! Gtr... welcome and is "OK" by any chance your state???
I think he's wondering why he gave the waiter 10 bucks and what the hell is taking him so long to get back!
Chillax the chimp thinks "Where in the world is that replacement soccer ball I ordered? Fedex should have delivered it yesterday!
Inner Geek, not you MM. All I remember about soccer is keep the ball away from the other team, kick it down toward your goal, run over anyone that gets in your way, 'pass' it to someone in a position to put it in the goal (without interference from the opposing team) and she SCORES. Man teammate, are you glad I distracted the male goalie, Ed I think, by pointing out our beautiful cheerleader Southern Lady. That cute little skirt just came in handy there.
No, no strong man, leave Quicil and the other animals at the lake. We only want the beer reeking pony cleaned up and taken to the party up at the BIG shoes. There you go. Don't want them trying to shoot my marshmallow through that air gun again. Those dogs don't need anymore to eat either. Someone gave them beer. (snarl)
With hands like feet and feet like hands, how did I get a yellow card for excessive "hand balls?" Stinkin' one-eyed ref!...
Finally! I've been waiting to see the new Beckham ad. He should have done a little more manscaping
Thanks, Kay! And yes, OK is my state (as well as my state of being!)
Gtr...good one! What part of the state, if you don't mind me asking. I live in the NE part of the state.
A well deserved break after a good game
Kay- thanks! I live in the NE part, too :)
1. They are not monkeys, chimpanzees are apes (no tails). 2. Humans did not evolve from chimpanzees, humans evolved from human-like ancestors. Chimpanzees evolved from chimpanzee-like ancestors. We both evolved seperately from a common ancestor (8-6mya). 3. In fifty years, the only places chimpanzees will exist at will be zoos. This is true for gorillas as well. 4. Chimpazee DNA is 99.9% identical to human DNA.
How did someone get such a great picture of the mayor of my town?
now i know where writers get ideas for E.T.'s
Gtr...Tulsa area???
New Beckam ad leaves a lot to be desired. If maybe he had some hair on his head, he'd look better. Like the chimp, he's at least a little cuddly and peaceful looking.
Kay: Yep! BA to be exact :)
ima big soccer fan but disappointed with ronaldo and the male prostitutes a couple of days ago... this reminds me of him.
Gtr... we are only about 45 miles from each other... did you all survive the recent storms???
Kay: Yep, I survived! But I'm starting to miss hurricane season (I grew up in FL). At least with hurricanes you get PLENTY of warning!
What? You want me to play with the ball? Play with deez balls, foo.
Pele has really let himself go since retiring.
It is more interesting to note how much humans are like chimps. If you want to see primate politics in action, study Capitol Hill.
