Hello President LIncoln, I wish there were more men and women like you in the Whitehouse. Ever think about running for another term?
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I don't talk to wax dummies Sara. I'd do a double take, ask a flight attendant what's going on then ask for peanuts. Oh wait. They don't serve those anymore, do they?
The beaver got to fly first class, but ole Abe was stuck in coach.
Getting on board with a dead President is an ill omen for the flight. I would make the sign of the cross, turn around and get off the plane.
To Mr. Lincoln, You palyed a major role in shaping decisive moments of US history. Your integrity plus clarity of thought helped you and our nation successfully complete some of our greatest challenges. You taught me that Right makes Might, and that we should dare to do our duty as we understand it. The greatest president of all times! Mikel
I wouldn't talk to a wax figure. That would be crazy. I would, however, talk to the peanuts all the live long day...
Hi, first time flying in coach?
Ed: And you would quickly be chased down and shot dead by the air marshalls.
great guitarist...seriously I don't own a CD but I can appreciate good talent where the talent runs dry such as with the guitar.
Yeah, seriously...why is he riding up in an actual seat and not with storage and stuff? Not a full flight?
Mike..Let Me Guess You had a very large Lincoln Penny collection as a child?
This guy is a real stiff! Nice suit, he must of heard about the crackdown on appropriate travel attire. "Four score and..""excuse me miss I'll have coffee...now where was I? Oh!"" Four score..." Good Mourning Mr President, taking over the White House?
The question is confusing and left for interruption. But in the event she’s talking about the real President Lincoln. I would have to say, good to have you back and we need a man of your caliber. Would you with your wisdom, help us with cleaning this mess? Now in the event she’s talking about President Bush. First I would snap to attention and render a hand salute. And asked him to have the plane flown anywhere he thought I might be needed. Once over the target area, parachute out with fixed bayonet. And if my old broken butt survived the landing, I would take care of business until I went down. And you can take that to the bank!
Would you like a drink to loosen you up?
Mr. Earl, The truth is that I did not have Penny collection. Childhood experiences certainly shape a large part of our reality today. What I am more concerned with is that you may be carrying some sore historical feelings from the great American Civil War. The fact is that we Yankees won! To the memory of Gettysburg! "Fourscore and seven years ago..." Mikel
MikeHT: I'm pretty sure that Texas faught on the side of the Confederacy.
Looking way up... "Mr. Pres... how the hell tall are ya, anyway?"
That's a pretty good wax job. Pun intended. Christa - I'm not sure the cargo or storage area would be air conditioned. I might be wrong. :) Someone will clear that up later I'm sure. JacMac - I understand.
So Abe... is it true what they say about really tall guys?
MTfromLA- Nice job! "Did you just say, 'chill'?" "Hello; 'Honest Abe'." "...yeah right"
I was beginning to think nobody got that..... Thanks Jim
It's crazy, but the 'experts' say that in today's age that Lincoln would have no chance of being elected because of his looks (facial warts, etc.) Also, he was a Republican. The media seems to rule because most are sheep and will follow any 'leader', good or bad (as referenced by the Nazi photo).
I'd ask him if he needed an aspirin to ease the pain of that gaping head wound
T I might get shot, maybe tasered. My recent flights have been outrageous. I had been yelled at by security, by the ticket agents, by the guys that check your shoes. It's like being ten years old again with everybody yelling at me. A Cleveland Browns player got arrested for standing in the taxi lane. Three cops wrestled him down and handcuffed him. They said he was resisting arrest, so they pinned him in front of his wife and kids. It's because of the heightened security since 911. I'm not sure how much being rude and obnoxious will safeguard the United States.
What great posture. I think he's found his center, his Zen. I would ask him if he does yoga! MTfromLA: I got it right away! Good one. christa: just a note- the caption states that they put him there as publicity for the wax museum. The people on the plane don't seem interested, though.
SB, I bet if he had a turban on they would take notice!
"So, Abe...I understand you are more into movies than the theater..."
Weekend at Bernie's III Starring: Honest Abe Seth Rogan Robert Downey Jr. Gloria Allred
This was on the NBC Nightly news on thursday. According to the report, almost 80 percent of the New Yorkers never even made eye contact with the wax figure. I guess they've seen it all up there that nothing warrants a response.
Hey, how much did you pay for your seat? Cause the one who paid more should really get the aisle... Sorry dude... can I buy you a drink? Gin on the rocks?
MtfromLA I really enjoy those commercials for the insomnia product. However, I think the animal is a groundhog, not a beaver. I didn't see the telltale paddle tail. I could be wrong. As many times as I've seen the commercials, I don't remember the product's name.
I like how the caption identifies Abe as the one in the center... just in case your confused as to which passenger they're talking about...
actually, if you're unhappy about the present presidents unconstitutional grab for power, you wouldnt be a big supporter of lincoln either. he's took more liberties than any other president in history to reunite this country... great photo though. i imagine some kid's mother had a good time with that one.
It's gotta be that guy from the TV commercial.... where's the Beaver?
Ed, Mike, MT: I always thought it was a Yellow Bellied Marmot. I just wish they would expand the commercial and show the space man actually making the coffee.
I know yourself and Mrs. L How much Paxil do yourself and Mrs. L need to take to make it through each day? Each administration has a new set of problems, but in this administration, the President IS the problem.
I wasn't sure what the animal was at first either, so I went to the company website to be sure...(for fear of being corrected in a blog!) LOL p.s. the product in Rosarin (sp) ChristinTX... that says alot about our education system eh?
Well??? MTfromLA??? What is it? LOL...
Mike..The South Shall Rise Again!!
It's a beaver, according to the website.
Lincoln logs a lot of miles.
MTfromLA--should have just asked any guy on here since we all know what a beaver looks like. LOL
Mr. Earl, After the decisive victory of North, our country has succesfully completed the reconciliation process. In this process, labor-intensive methods of production were replaced by industrial methods (big machines). Parallel to full-scale industrialization rose market economy where every person could sell (trade) their commodity (including labor) at a fair price. Today market economy has risen to a GLOBAL scale. If "South" is to "rise again", what form of economy would it take to itself? Mikel Sherman, Houston, Texas, USA.
I wonder if he got the arm-rest.
Good day to forget your hat, Abe.
Yeah Kevin... but some some of you.. this may be the only kind of beaver you ever see... not singling out... just saying
"Party on Dudes"
Hugo - I was wondering when someone would make the reference.
MT - Obscure for those who don't watch much TV, but obviously I do...too funny!!
You gonna eat those honey-roasted nuts?
Just how long has this flight been delayed?
Joecanfield.... hysterical except for how true it is.
Now this is the type of person I want sitting by me on a flight!! He minds his own business.
Phil - "Lincoln logs a lot of miles" --- get it? Lincoln ... logs? Lincoln logs? That's a joke, son, laugh it, I say, laugh it up!
Hm.. you look familiar.
Uh, when did this flight come from and where is it going?
